Wednesday, July 04, 2007
It's July 4th... Get involved politically....
Prior to her running for President, Lisa Simpson has been with the gay community a very long time. In 1994 [episode 1F12, 2/17/04], she forced her family to march in the gay pride parade!
And now, she needs our help:
Late last night, reporters were camped outside the home of Alison [episode 1F17, 9/11/04], widely believed to be the one person in Springfield smarter than the leading presidential candidate. This morning, Alison (through spokesperson Wynona Rider) confirmed that the following discussion took place in 1994:
Marge Simpson, the candidate's mother refused to confirm or deny if Simpson admitted that Alison was smarter:
"We are convinced the Draft Alison movement is nothing more than a distraction from the real issues," said PETA president Ingrid Newkirk. "Clearly Simpson's vegetarianism qualifies her to be president," she added.
"We have credible evidence that volunteers from the Apu for President are behind this effort," an unidentified source with a very tall blue beehive hairdo said yesterday.
Vote for Lisa by Saturday.
And now, she needs our help:Late last night, reporters were camped outside the home of Alison [episode 1F17, 9/11/04], widely believed to be the one person in Springfield smarter than the leading presidential candidate. This morning, Alison (through spokesperson Wynona Rider) confirmed that the following discussion took place in 1994:Marge Simpson, the candidate's mother refused to confirm or deny if Simpson admitted that Alison was smarter:"We are convinced the Draft Alison movement is nothing more than a distraction from the real issues," said PETA president Ingrid Newkirk. "Clearly Simpson's vegetarianism qualifies her to be president," she added.
"We have credible evidence that volunteers from the Apu for President are behind this effort," an unidentified source with a very tall blue beehive hairdo said yesterday.
Vote for Lisa by Saturday.
By: Michael Rogers
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