Wash. Rinse. Repeat. Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Written by on October 21, 2011 in Uncategorized - No comments

Stop me if you’ve heard this story. So, there’s a GOP politician and there is this rent boy…. Oh, duh, OF COURSE, you’ve heard it before. In case you missed it:

A California man alleges on a website that he was promised a car and other gifts following a paid sexual encounter with Medford’s mayor.

[Republican] Mayor Chris Myers vehemently denies the accusation.

Myers is the subject of a website started by the man who claims he was paid $500 for sex with the former congressional candidate from the 3rd District.

The man claims the sexual encounter took place at an Orange County, Calif., hotel in October 2010. He claims in emails and on the website that he’s publicizing the alleged encounter because Myers reneged on his promises. The man has refused to identify himself.

The mayor denies it. There is however this little problem of the guy being photographed in his underwear on a bed.

Ah, the old “probably it was some guy who broke into my hotel room and took pictures of me sleeping in my underwear” excuse. Medford, New Jersey mayor Chris Myers is here to fill the weekly news slot reserved for the outing of one or another garden variety self-loathing, escort-loving closeted Republican politician with a weak claim that he is totally clueless as to how a California rentboy got all those photos of Myers and his magical Superman-sized briefs asleep in a hotel bed (along with pictures of his IDs and his cell phone number). Or, uh, Photoshop maybe? Probably it was the terrorists with their Photoshop.

Oooooops.

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